Elizabeth Wurtzel

“What fad? Isn’t this just the way things are and will ever be?”

“How many of us can articulate our thoughts as perfectly as they are when they hit like eureka? Expression is a miracle.”

My best quality is that I look like I might say yes. And I might. To whatever. It is a very good thing to be game. But it’s terrible to play games.

I went to a party in Williamsburg, where I definitely do not live, and was 50 percent older than anyone else. When I told a gentleman that I am 45, he was shocked.

There are no happy endings. If a relationship ends, it is necessarily sad.