Eko Hayden

“I could feel the water touch my butt, worse yet, some bits of poop, but I couldn’t give a damn. I was shitting and puking for a good hour. I was getting emotionally wrecked at the same time as well.”

“While some may think romantic partners are “harder to find” for unattractive people, they ones you do find will actually love you for you, and it’ll be great. By being unattractive you filter out all the f*ckboys.”

“I pull your pants down and rub the outside of your boxers.”

If she’s “so tight it barely fits” then you’re not warming her up enough!

Probing, gently probing. I relax, and your finger slides in. And then, a second one. Twisting, turning, opening me up, getting me ready for what is to come.