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32 Hilariously Thirsty Texts From Desperate Fuckboys Who Are About To Get Shot Down
None of these thirsty tools are getting anything.
17 Real Raunchy Sexts Between Two Lovers Who Are Having A Secret Affair
Hopefully their real partners don’t find out about this page.
5 Heartbreaking Text Convos Between A Lover And The Partner Who Cheated On Them
Sometimes you don’t know what you lost until you f*cked it up.
21 Deliciously Dirty Sexts That Will Make You Unbearably Horny
Sexting can be so so hot.
The 13 Hottest Sex Stories From All Around The Internet (That Are Better Than Porn)
“I’m just getting really hot… do you mind?” He said moving on to unbuttoning his jeans.
“No… uh, go ahead man.” I was hoping he didn’t hear the nervousness in my tone.
16 Reasons People Who Were Friends First Have The Strongest Relationships
You know instantly when something is bothering them, and they know instantly when something is bothering you. There’s no hiding it — you know each other too well.
18 People On The ‘Final Straw’ That Made Them Realize It Was Time To Leave Their Significant Other
Someone recently shit on her car, stupid ass thought it was me for some reason. I never wanted to see her again after that, dated her for a year.
The 11 Sluttiest Lines From The Incredible Donald Trump Erotic Fiction Book
My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity. I wanted nothing more than to turn around and see the golden god behind these scents, but I couldn’t move.
22 People On The Worst Sex They Ever Had (And What Made It So Terrible)
“Found some white creature that was alive inside girl’s vagina after I’d been going down on her.
It was some white creature that was wriggling around.”
18 Ways You Can Ruin Your Sex Life Without Even Realizing It
Convincing yourself that an orgasm is absolutely required for great sex. Rejecting any sex without the “big O” as a failure and total waste of time will wreck havoc on your confidence and make sex suck.
29 Hilarious Times OkCupid Was Definitely Not ‘OK’
“If you took a shit on a dinner plate, id eat it!”