Eko Hayden

“My penis is about 2.5″ erect. I’ve never told anyone about it. I don’t want anyone to know.”

This is what a GOOD boyfriend looks like.

I would fuck any man who sent these to me.

“I’ve been married for almost 3 years, but I met this girl three weeks ago…”

“For Valentine’s Day two years ago, my S/O and I decided to rent a hotel room for a day-long sex marathon. We went crazy that day, just fucking on every surface of the room.”

“How far down the vagina is. It’s way lower than you’d expect.”

There were some big trust issues going on. Every single damn time I’d come home, she’d ask to see my phone. She began talking to my friends and family about me, confirming I was where I said I was. (P.S. I ALWAYS was).

“My mom descended down the stairs and informs us that she can’t sleep. She proceeds to join us on the couch to watch a little TV. Mind you…my cock is buried in my girlfriend.”

These boys are clueless.

These are the kind of “sexts” I want to get from my forever love <3 !

“Will you fuck me hard if I’m a good girl?”
“Harder if you’re a bad one”

Did he REALLY do that with the school nurse??

On the trip with us was this drop-dead gorgeous girl named Lily. “Want to make them really jealous?” She asked with a mischievous smile.

“Thank god we didn’t have to spend hours of small talk pretending like we weren’t going to screw…”

PULL THE LEVER CRONK!

“When I was in college I was in this “on-and-off” relationship with a guy who was kinda a f*ckboy. I thought we had some real chemistry, so I told him: If you want my body at night, we need to be more.”

I wish I had a boyfriend to send these to me…

I didn’t know poetry could be so sexy.