Eileen James
Trying very hard not to be a cliche white girl. So far it isn’t working.
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Eileen James
10 Things You Only Know If You’re From Massachusetts
4. You know the differences between ice cream toppings.
The 6 Types Of Girls You Should Be
Be the girl who everyone wants to know more of.
13 Phases Of Being A Drunk White Girl
Why is everyone upside down?
10 Types Of People You Become For Your Best Friend
1. I will always be your Blair Waldorf.
100 Ways To Be Flawless
43. Find a trait in a person that drives you wild. A trait you love, something completely different from their overall appearance. Love the way a person blinks, or laughs, or cries. Love them for the tiny things.
7 Things We Need To Stop Blaming On Men
3. Not texting us first.
12 Problems Only People With Weird Names Know
3. The first day of school is a nightmare.
11 Signs That You Are A True Catholic School Girl At Heart
3. You will fight absolutely anyone who misquotes the Bible.
9 Sports I’d Succeed At If They Existed
5. Drunk texting my mom.
5 Reasons Men Need To Get Over The Friendzone.
3. Because I have a type and you are not it.
10 Serious Things I’d Like To Say To The People Of The Internet
2. I LIVE TO PLEASE YOU, people in the comment section of online articles. I live to obey your laws, your beliefs, and your viewpoints on the entire world as a whole.
11 Things People Shopping In Clothing Stores Need To Understand
4. Thank me if I saved you some money.
27 Promises To My Best Friend
25. I will always bail you out of jail. 26. I will always slap you after I bail you out of jail because you got arrested without me.