Dr. Dakota Fox

Some of these are crime-related, some are paranormal, but ALL are 100% terrifying.

“When I was in high school this one guy went to the bathroom, pooped in his own hands, and smeared a handful of shit on the mirror, walls, footbath, floor and doorhandle. Smelled like a MF.”

Maybe young kids are in touch with paranormal stuff beyond us adults?

My friend “Bob” caught his Fiancée having sex with his dad “Bob Sr.” Bob then found love letters in his bedroom he shared with his Fiancée between his Fiancée and his best friend/best man “Steve.”

Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.

“Don’t ever lend anyone more than $5,000…because it’s cheaper to kill you than it is to pay you back.”

“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”

#28 made me feel a little better about my dating life.

This is how tragic modern romance is.

College is hard, guys.

“Secretary got caught having sex with an intern in a room where we kept all the filing cabinets. They had started so fast that the secretary had left one of the shelves open and she held onto it to “stabilize” herself.”

I wish I was funny enough to think of these…