Dr. Dakota Fox

Sorry, not sorry.

An elderly woman calls 911 to report a creeper who knocked on her door, and proceeded to skulk around her home. Unfortunately, 911 doesn’t get there in time.

This one girl got my number and texted me everyday for a couple of weeks, saying “Hey” or “Hiiii” or some variation of it.

You can’t cure stupid.

She gets really upset when I ask her to mop the floors that have her new puppy’s shit smeared all over. And I mean ALL OVER. Posts Facebook statuses like “I should really stop being so nice” when I address these problems politely.

A prophet wrote down the phrase, “Santa was coming.”

As the skies were becoming red and cracks in the earth widened, I realized he was dyslexic.

“Getting accused of manspreading when I’m just trying to not squish em.”

“I found the dick pics my (now) son-in-law sent my daughter. She had backed up her computer to an external hard drive and didn’t realize they went, too.”

Father Anthony Brinkman posted this ad on Craigslist. He was looking for someone to have sex with his 11-year-old daughter while he watched. He claims to have wanted this “for a long time.”

Nobody can seem to agree on what this is.

“Does it make you uncomfortable when guys check you out while wearing leggings?”

Some of these might have some explanation. Others absolutely do not.

“Depends on how enticed I am with the guy…”

For a period of time, the mother was working with a young boy was was committed to the hospital by his parents for being “trouble” and “violent.” But what the kid revealed, she could absolutely not ignore.

“People don’t believe we can be sexually harassed.”

On the way to an interview the producer, who wrote his interview questions in the car on the way over, kept talking about how he had to make this woman cry. “They love it upstairs when you can make them cry,” he said. “It’s the gold ring.”

These stories are nuts!

This whole story is horrifying.