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Woman Calls Cops Because Man Stabbed A Watermelon With A Butcher’s Knife
He supposedly walked in seconds after she found the scene and began carving the watermelon in front of her.
Is Weird Al Yankovic’s “Tacky” The Pharrell Parody We’ve All Been Waiting For?
He’s back and he’s tackier than ever.
According To This Republican Who Is 100% Not A Scientist, Gay Sex Causes Immune System Failure And Ultimately, AIDS
Bob Frey is a longtime resident of Norwood Young America, Minnesota, who is running for a seat in the Minnesota House of Representatives.
How Far Would You Go To Display Your Affection Of Chipotle?
These two made love on top of their local Chipotle.
“Obama Is An Imperial President Who Makes Up His Own Laws And Should Be Impeached,” Says Sarah Palin
She and other GOP constituents are accusing President Obama of “violating the constitution.”
160 Grumpy Passengers Were Treated To Pizza By Their Awesome Pilot
Everyone loves pizza. This is proof.
These Two Numbskulls Managed To Rob A Store In Georgia Using A Hammer And A Cigarette
The two escaped with the cash register and the $200 that was inside.
Kentucky’s Elected Representative Made The Dumbest Claim Ever And It Was Recorded For Your Enjoyment
Senator Smith believes that global warming is just a fallacy.
Becoming A Biohazard Technician To Clean Up After Crime Scenes Is Actually Pretty Lucrative
Well, what a better time than now to become a crime-scene cleaner?
This Guy Woke Up To Find ESPN Commentators Making Fun Of Him During A Game. Now He’s Suing For $10 Million.
You can see just how cozy he looks napping during the fourth inning.
Passenger Planes Seconds Away From Crashing Into Each Other Diverted Away By Alert Pilot
It could’ve spelled disaster.
The Japanese Have A Penchant For Buying Fat And Juicy Grapes Priced Over $5,000
A Japanese wedding hall manager bought one bunch for $5,400 for a wedding.
You Can Own An Entire Italian Village For The Low Price Of $333,000
Imagine this. Your own Italian village in the Alps.
According To Scotland, Gingers Could Become Extinct In A Couple Of Centuries
We all love clear, sunny skies, right?
To ‘Protest’ Obama And The Environment, Conservatives Are Modifying Their Trucks To Pump Out Black Smoke
You can’t get more “American” than this.
This Woman Tried To Buy Meth For Her Sister’s Birthday
This is the best sister you can ask for, really.
Did You Know Russian Bears Love To Get High On Jet Fuel?
Bearly high or fairly high?
This Pit Bull Was Sent To A Kill Shelter Because She Farted Too Much, But Now She Has A Second Chance At Life
This cute pit bull named Misty was adopted out of a shelter in South Carolina, but was returned to a kill shelter because she was too gassy.