Pot Dealers Call The Cops On Youths Who Stole Weed From Them, And No, It Surprisingly Did Not Happen In Florida

As bizarre as the story is, it began with the pot dealers medieval swordfighting in a Ohio parking lot. Yes, that’s right. They were LARP-ing when it all went down.

Sebastian Wozniak, 20, and Anthony Klier, 22, were arrested for trafficking marijuana.

The two dealers got into a car, where one of the teenagers in the car pepper-sprayed Wozniak (hopefully no relation to Steve Wozniak) and stole about $80 of weed.

Incredibly, Wozniak and Klier filed a complaint with the police, leaving out the part that this happened during a drug transaction.

This is definitely all because Colorado has run out of pot.