Devon Hartman

THIS KID HAS SOME MOVES!

This is why dogs are man’s best friend.

I’d die of embarrassment if a hotel maid found butt plugs under my bed. Then again, better butt plugs than a dead body.

This guy is as sober as one of those Bridge And Tunnel folks at Santacon.

If someone does this to me, I swear to GOD I will cry.

This cat has some nerve!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’ve never liked you Justin. Never.

I feel like there is band tightening around my head. It becomes tighter and tighter as I wake up for morning every day. I can’t seem to figure out what my problems are.