Okay, Just WTF Is This German Commercial?

I'm at a loss for words.

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I’m at a loss for words.

This man is like, the German Dos Equis man. He’s their most interesting man in the world.

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Apparently there’s a lot of German double entendres sprinkled into the video. Are any of you fluent in German? Can someone get us a translation?

His beard, his magnificent beard, and those beautiful women. This man has got it all. And a perfect supermarket. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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