Girl Posts Entry-Level Troll Joke On Twitter, Gets The Internet Backhand And Told To “Kill Herself”
this beautiful earth is now officially 2014 years old, amazing
— $afiyyah nawaz (@safiyyahn) January 1, 2014
Some of the Tweets she received were downright ridiculous, but considering this is the internet, who is surprised (except for Safi)?
“@safiyyahn: this beautiful earth is now officially 2014 years old, amazing” TAKE THAT $ OUT OF UR NAME U DUMB U DONT DESERVE MONEY
— Mayuran (@MayuranGkrn) January 1, 2014
Dumb Bitch Jesus was with the Dinosaurs millions of years ago RT @safiyyahn: this beautiful earth is now officially 2014 years old, amazing
— (@cripontheleaves) January 1, 2014
Wow shave your head “@safiyyahn: this beautiful earth is now officially 2014 years old, amazing”
— Lew Zer (@xayuh) January 1, 2014
@itsbrandybaby97 @safiyyahn your avi kills me. 9 pics of you but you still Ugly as fuck bitch
— princess nadia (@RanksYass) January 1, 2014
She didn’t let her 15 minutes of fame get to her head though.
She does try to appease the Internet Gods, but, alas, to no avail.
Ive learned a lot tonight, mostly that the Internet is forever and that the earth is about 4.54 billion years old
— $afiyyah nawaz (@safiyyahn) January 1, 2014
SOME STRANGER JUST COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY INSTAGRAM PICS TO LET ME KNOW THAT THE EARTH IS 4.54 BILLION YEARS OLD THANK U
— $afiyyah nawaz (@safiyyahn) January 1, 2014
Remember folks, the internet cannot comprehend jokes. 
