Derek Marshall

4. Asking Them About Their Day, Every Day

2. Do you talk about the future in a way that is at once comfortable, yet also not forcefully aggressive?

Your nice, daily reminder that love isn’t dead after all.

“I think that people just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that’s always existed.”

Consider this the music environmentalist version of end of the year medleys–devoid of autotune and any other artificial mixing, this is simply two homies and an acoustic guitar, belting out a medley of the year’s top songs.

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”

‘Everyone smokes weed just because it’s legal in our country” -Netherlands

“For all you psychos who are venturing into the void known as Black Friday, here are some songs to aid you on what will no doubt be a troubling shopping journey.”

Stupid email addresses. Seriously people…

“It’s okay, I’m a MILF, I can do whatever I want.”

No high fives or fist bumps in middle school. “Safety reasons and makes people feel left out”

“Programming, start programming.”

Cue comedic slow turn around…

Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!

The inability to talk about the important stuff because you want to “avoid drama”.

“You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.”

What it’s like to sort of have a clue, while ultimately remaining as lost as ever.

In today’s edition of “the internet is a terrifying place,” we have a rape joke that has reached viral status.