Derek Lawrence

If I get you a gift certificate to Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day is there any chance that I will still get any that night?

Musical montage to open things up, who would have guessed it? Seriously though has any show ever overused something as much as SOA has overused the musical montage.

Name two better albums than Big Willie Style and Willenium. You can’t do it and if you think you can then you’re a liar.

Instead of ordering delivery you will go out of your way to pick up your pizza to have some brief human interaction outside of your house.

Most people that you know personally.

You know what is better than Christmas? Double Christmas.

I had heard of the show, but decided I needed to do this when the internet went crazy that it was added to Netflix. This episode was chosen mostly out of my love for Mr. Quentin Tarantino.

“Denzel Washington’s Equalizer is more Home Alone than Man on Fire.”

This has to be the best news short of a Happy Endings revival.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 4 Episode 7: Escape from Bitch Mountain

After falling into a Tinder black hole I emerged a different man with new found knowledge.

For some reason I decided it would be interesting to watch an episode of a random show and see how much I can make my head hurt while writing a running diary. This could either be awesome or the worst thing ever written.