Derek Lawrence

Next month we’ll find out which movies and actors will take home the Oscars.

Could you imagine the amount of books you could’ve read instead of watching all 162 Red Sox games last year?

There is no welcome party when you arrive. You just walk right in even if it’s a complete stranger’s house.

What’s the ideal opening line? Let’s imagine that we approach you in a bar and you turn to see us, what do you hope comes out of his mouth first?

Male best friendship is an interesting dynamic. It’s very different from that of females. Far and away the thing that separates the two types is that female best friends seem to share everything.

Tom Brady promotes Uggs because he actually loves them. Even worse he is paid in Uggs rather than actual money.

Sometimes you just find yourself in need of a few tears. If you find yourself being such a position or if you’re just a masochist then here are some recommendations that sure worked on me.

1. Pitbull is Prominently Involved

1. The Fast and Furious franchise

Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, just ask Myspace. If for some reason you’re still living in the past, here are the reasons you need to bid adieu to Facebook.

“Was discussing meeting up with a guy from Tinder and when talking about it he asked if I had any hot friends to bring along. I asked if he was bringing any friends and he said no.

Everything will be your fault. Your brother got in a fight at school while you were at home sick? If you would’ve toughed it out then this wouldn’t have happened.

If I get you a gift certificate to Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day is there any chance that I will still get any that night?

Musical montage to open things up, who would have guessed it? Seriously though has any show ever overused something as much as SOA has overused the musical montage.

Name two better albums than Big Willie Style and Willenium. You can’t do it and if you think you can then you’re a liar.

Instead of ordering delivery you will go out of your way to pick up your pizza to have some brief human interaction outside of your house.

Most people that you know personally.

You know what is better than Christmas? Double Christmas.