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I started to type in the caption “sorry so basic,” complete with the obligatory hair-flip emoji, when something gave me pause.

From the very first day that this season of “The Bachelorette” premiered, viewers have been anxiously awaiting a “scandalous” episode that has been teased relentlessly by the network.

Pastel hair is still all the rage. If you’re tempted by the colorful images that adorn your Pinterest and Instagram feeds, you aren’t alone.

Even with all of its bold-faced lies about how city life would play out, “SATC” still rings true to us today for so many reasons.

1. “Mary Sue” is the worst insult known to mankind.

Everything and anything is subject to becoming a clue.

It is the last time you will ever do this show with these people, in this role, ever again.

These kinds of proclamations make you wonder – what is the intent behind it?

Here are seven reasons why Caleb might actually be the show’s uber villain:

Ultimately, no one – truly no one – has the authority to comment on the “correct” way to navigate this socially connected world.

You know that in order to climb the career ladder, sacrifices must be made. Like teaching aerobics to senior citizens.

Stop everything! Third Eye Blind and Dashboard Confessional just announced that they will be touring together this summer.