Darren Johnson
4 Incredibly Stupid Action Movie Clichés
The ticking time bomb is the most overused, shopworn element of the action movie genre (with Nic Cage running a close second).
8 Phone Apps & Features That Need To Be Invented
Rabbit Ear Removal: In any group shot some clown always pulls the old “rabbit ears” gag, by placing his fingers in a V behind someone else’s head. This nifty function isolates the offending digits and with a little automatic Photoshop-style erasing – Presto! The “rabbit” disappears!
The 8 Morons Ahead Of You In The Checkout Line
During this excruciating exchange, he swipes the card the wrong way three times, enters an invalid PIN twice and presses CANCEL instead of OK.
Five Inappropriate Words That Would Make For A Lovely Girl’s Name
A woman named Felony might have to put up with sleaze-ball pick-up lines about “arresting beauty” or “so good-lookin’ it should be against the law,” but a face-full of apple-tini and a Prada pump in the groin will shut them up quick.