Darren Johnson

6. Internet to stop allowing uploads of cat videos.

Movie ads and posters are always emblazoned with breathless blurbs from some reviewer touting the film as “Must see!” or “Fun for the whole family!” Most of these excerpts are from some unknown or made-up reviewer (who the hell is…

Get more rest. Sleeping through all those boring work meetings will help.

1. $10 Gift Card for an Unknown Restaurant

A robot workforce would have no need for unions, and you can be damn sure the unions will have something to say about that!

Epidermal Mucus Viscosity

You’re in the middle of taking a shower, hands all lathered up, and you wonder, “Is this soap or shampoo?”

So before you decide to crash with cousin Eddie, let me remind you of some downsides and you may set your GPS to the Ramada Inn.

Are men from Mars and women from Venus? Maybe so, but occasionally the planets are in alignment for us to say or think the same exact thing. Of course, the circumstances differ

If you ever see that you are dealing with one of these types, do yourself a favor and change lines!

Comedy and entertainment bloggers love them some swear words. Peppering your writing with some well-placed profanity can add humor and shock value, but I’ve seen some articles that are so chockfull of obscenities and sexual anatomy references that they lose all their punch. If these guys ever did some mainstream work, it would probably resemble the following article.

The twerking of young Miley Cyrus
spread over the Web like a virus.