15 Things You Can Learn From A Public Toilet
- You spend most of the day dealing with a bunch of different assholes.
- These same assholes are all full of shit.
- You have to listen to a lot of pissing and moaning, too.
- When you’re not doing your job you get reamed.
- We all attract the worst types: those looking for a hit and run, those that stick around too long, and those that dump all over you, turn you into a big mess and leave you behind.
- On the other hand, a large number of people are uncomfortable with you, and avoid you at all costs.
- Women know how to sit down and take care of business.
- Men just stand around with their dick in their hands.
- You can tell a lot about a person by the crap that comes out of them.
- After too many drinks at the bar, the girl or guy who wouldn’t get near you earlier will be down on their knees, hugging you.
- Sometimes you get so backed-up you can’t even function.
- When you’re struggling with some serious shit that can’t be flushed away, it might be time to get professional help.
- If it all gets to be too much and you overflow and everything comes pouring out, people get disgusted and head for the nearest exit.
- As we get older, our pipes start to clog, our valves fail, we can’t stop leaking and we need new parts to keep going.
- Everyone’s shit does stink.
