Darren Johnson

Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?

1. Cumulative Dilatory Vehicular Acceleration Consequence.

At first I was shocked to see the 6-foot tall feline walking toward me. Then I noticed the oversized bowtie and the huge red and white striped hat perched jauntily atop his head.

Why were the controls to the Deathstar tractor beam placed over a dangerous, thousand foot deep shaft?

TLI – Too Little Information

You spend most of the day dealing with a bunch of different a-holes.

Anxiety dreams occur when the daily stress and insecurities of our lives go all Freddy Krueger and infiltrate our unconscious minds.

Do you think our waitress is pretty?

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7. So…your place or my parents?

We all know how 50 Shades of Grey came to be: Erotic Twilight fan fiction becomes titillating bestseller, which is made into blockbuster movie. What next?

To correctly spell this word I’ve always had to think of it as “bussy-ness.”