Danny Murphy

Don’t You Worry ‘Bout A Thing – Stevie Wonder

1. Just because something’s free doesn’t mean you should have seven of them.

While the act of standing in a crowded bar with a group of acquaintances and getting drinks spilled on you sounds like a perfect way to end your week, a few other ideas come to mind first.

Not being in a long-term relationship right now doesn’t condemn you to that #SpinsterLife.

6. Poop Face

1. Jar of Peanut Butter

Check your bank account.

It’s almost that time of year—where we collectively rely on a man-made device (the calendar) to bring us the motivation we need to 180 our lives!

Whether you’re on break, home sick, or just unemployed, you definitely have some free time on your hands. That really leaves only one option in regards to how to fill your time home until your eventual mortality.

I don’t remember the last time I’ve gone anywhere—be Starbucks or a different country—where I haven’t imagined a life with the people around me.