Danny Murphy
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Danny Murphy
The Official Drinking Game To Help You Survive Katy Perry’s ‘Witness Tour’
Why do these songs exist? Go to the bathroom, look at your sloppy self in the mirror, panic while refreshing your CNN app, and get another drink.
Let’s All Try And Do Less Ramen Noodle Sex
I feel that we think it’s so easy to make these seemingly innocent, easy and random hookups a main stay because they combine our two favorite things as millennials: minimal steps and immediate satisfaction.
How Much Of A Mess You Are Based On Your Wine Glass Of Choice
If you drink wine out of a measuring cup, you’re clearly out of f*cks to give.
The Most Heartbreaking Breakup Any 20-Something Can Go Through
Living in New York, or any city for that matter, means you’re going to be moving a lot. And there is one thing you will never be able to get back.
4 Ways College Students Can Be A Little Less Dumb About Money
I’ll be the first to admit that ‘budget’ wasn’t really a word I used frequently at the beginning of my college career. Sure, I would always make a note to go for the cheapest vodka – you can’t taste it when it’s mixed with cranberry juice!
6 Things You Probably Drunkenly Did On Your Birthday
I say probably, because let’s be real, the night escaped you a little bit.
5 Fake Diets I’ve Tried Because I’m Lazy
Here are some of the stupidest, and not at all effective, ways in which I tried to shrink my waist a lil’ bit.
Unpaid Internships: Invest In Yourself
Unpaid. The dreaded word so many college students, and some post-grads, hate to see next to any job opportunity they’re vying for.
5 Great Songs About Sexual Freedom From Female Singers
Unfortunately, I don’t like or believe in numbers or statistics to give out facts, but what I do know is a great lyric when I hear one.
5 Energizing Songs To Pump You Up Before Your Interview, And Possibly Get You The Job
I feel like our entire lives are centered around planning for an interview. Whether it’s for an internship, job, a relationship (LOLZ, THE PROFESSION OF LOVE) we all have to handle the pre-jitters that comes about when we’re en route to talk to someone one-on-one.
The Embarrassing Things That Happen When You’ve Got A Hot Neighbor
But wait, during your struggle carrying a box full of your underwear, which have now fallen all over the ground outside your door, someone lends a hand. Donned in your best move in attire—ripped sweats, an oversized and stained t-shirt, and tears—you aren’t really in the mood to make friends. And that is when you realize, fuck, your neighbor is hot.
The 8 Stages Of Your Relationship, Told By Mariah Carey Songs
Relationships are fun and awesome things, but sometimes get hard to define. Like, are you exclusive with that person you hooked up with at the bar last night?