Danielle Page

When it comes to speaking up about the things that are bothering you in the bedroom, most women would rather endure a less than stellar shag session than to kill the spirit of the guy who’s trying his best to get it right.

It can take just one word.

You were aware that you were making me extremely uncomfortable.

“Every family operates at some level of dysfunction, but my girlfriend from college had family issues that not even Dr. Phil could solve…”

Feel betrayed.

10. Always be kind. It makes it harder for people to be angry with you.

I own a cat because I love the absolute crap out of cats.


I’m drunk at a party where someone is singing karaoke, when all of a sudden the guy next to me drops the line, “His voice is like a mix of Fergie and Jesus,” to which his girlfriend swiftly replies, “Did we just become best friends?” to which he answers, “Wanna go do karate in the garage?”

You’ve got your eggs in more baskets than the Easter Bunny.

Wonder if you’re coming off too needy and stop responding so readily, then decide that you’re acting too aloof and shoot him some random pointless message, which you will then overanalyze and regret sending until he responds back.

I’ve recently discovered a little diversion technique that’s become extremely useful to me, and I feel like I should share.

Stop asking yourself if you’re doing the right thing. You are doing the right thing. It’s just that you’re used to feeling, well, right when you do the right thing.