Danielle Campoamor

Most importantly, they’ll teach you confidence.

2. You’re happy all the time.

His laugh is contagious and you hope you catch it. You will find one another’s eyes from across the room when someone alludes to a previous moment in time.

There’s the kind you have in the morning with sleep in your eyes and lust in your veins.

Will we eventually sink into the molasses of romantic stability?

They come in all shapes and sizes, colors and heights, mental and physical states. When the arguments have ceased and the harsh words have settled, your once coveted significant other will transform.

Just follow a few simple rules and you’ll forgo any obligatory Rorschach tests or psychologist visits.

If you don’t want to date me, quit making me laugh.

Leave the sexual games and unending power struggles for those actually trying to date. This is sex, boys and girls, and it should be as easy as a buffet.

There’s the kind that’ll leave you wanting.

Don’t believe it. Your stubborn rejection of reality will give your body enough time to adjust accordingly.

Enjoy having too much. Too much Jack Daniels. Too much love. Too much dancing. Too much work. Too much procrastination. Too much time. Too much responsibility. Too much insecurity. Too much coffee. Too much doubt. Too much of not enough.