Daniel Hayes

“He’s my best friend and I don’t believe anyone has ever understood me in the way he does. There’s still flowers and breakfast in bed and long walks together and spontaneous romance. There’s just little to no sex.”

“She saw two other men, behind a thick set of bushes, with chains. They had metal chains in their hands and they were hiding.”

“This must sound rich coming from me, but the moment the girl became a corpse, I realized that I had lost an important friend and even regretted killing her for a moment. What I truly wished was to eat her living flesh.”

We all have something, a family story, a dream that later resulted in deja vu, all of us have a tale to tell. Creepy Catalog would like to hear yours.

Alan, you’re part of the lives of an entire generation. You won’t be forgotten.

“Egg donors get treated like saints, sperm donors get treated like back alley, smutty boys.”

In a case that just seems gross, one woman gave birth to two babies, one Black and one White, simply because the instrument to administer the sperm hadn’t been properly cleaned and there was still sperm from a previous procedure still inside it.

This isn’t your typical list where Psycho is at the top and then every other horror movie you’ve already seen is listed below.

Billions of lives are currently slated for destruction. Nature is just determining the date.

If you get a kidney transplant then chances are you’ll end up with three kidneys. Sounds ridiculous but it’s absolutely true.

One thing everyone seems to be noticing is that it feels like something fake made by the Onion or SNL even though it’s definitely real.

“We will carpet-bomb them into oblivion. I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out.” —Ted Cruz, December 2015