Daniel Hayes

“Trump is a different kind of bad.”

“Losing it from laughter”

“So is someone gonna kill trump before or after the election? People go on the fritz for no reason, the guy is begging for it.”

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Donald Trump stands to be the largest new cause of suicide in 2016. That is, if he’s elected.

From 2011 to today, Trump has called some person or organization “dummy” 68 times.

“She was from Israel and he invited her to his hotel room.”

Well, it finally happened.

Trump being compared to a candidate so reviled that the GOP asked their members to vote for a Democrat.

He’s not going to be doing a Hitler down Pennsylvania Avenue any time soon (or ever).

Trump is the only presidential candidate in the history of the country to have the press (specifically CNN) ask their wife about their husband’s penis size

“Both parties have destroyed us. It’s time to roll the dice!”