Daniel Hayes

“Im dead ass goin to jail.”

Much has been said about Trump’s former Democratic leanings but now we can see exactly how much he’s really changed.

She says “don’t fucking touch me!”

“The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show…and see if she likes the goods.”

“Trump always surrounds himself w thugs. Tonight thug Corey Lewandowski tried to pull my gf @MichelleFields to ground when she asked tough q”

People forget, Donald Trump is old. His values are 50s values because that’s when he grew up.

“These people (the protesters) were the most hateful, evil people I’ve ever seen. I could not believe what I saw.”

“I thought this was going to be a joke…and it was, but for a very different reason.”

“Donald Trump’s favorite chapter of the Bible is obviously Chapter 11.”

If he wore a white hat he was in a good mood. If he wore a red hat, look out.

These are spot on perfect!

Everyone knows Trump’s a wonder with the ladies but what happens when one lone guy tries to duplicate that success?