Dan Hoffman

This past Monday, an Indonesian Parliament Member (MP) and member of the Prosperous Justice Party (PKS) known only as “Arifinto” resigned from his post after being caught watching porn with his tablet PC during a parliamentary meeting. Arifinto is one of Indonesia’s most outspoken proponents for anti-pornography laws.

Text messaging has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other. In my own life, I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I will simply never talk to certain people on the phone. No matter how inconvenient and irritating it is to send endless amounts of text messages to coordinate a date or arrange a time to meet, a real phone call will never be answered.

In this a video, a young, chubby boy reviews Fruit Gushers. His presence on camera is oddly captivating, and each understated mumble compels.

Last week a 75-year-old woman from Georgia single-handedly disconnected Armenia from the Internet for about five hours on March 28.

In an event that took place last Thursday, a 48-year-old Maryland man found himself stuck to a toilet seat in a Walmart bathroom.

Child celebrities are notorious for disappointing us once they become adults. But the following actresses have not only remained successful (with the exception of Molly Ringwald), but have also appeared nude in film and/or print!

Here, Michael Caine — one of cinema’s most acclaimed actors (and oldest — he’s 78) — shows us how to get people to pay attention. His advice is simple: stare into the eyes of your audience, don’t blink, and repeat yourself.

After discovering My Blue Heaven, Moranis again left my radar. That is, up until very recently, when the guy at the Bodega down the street said I resembled him. It has become a running joke between us, and just yesterday he asked, “So how’s the work on your big comeback going?”

The boy had gotten into trouble during the bus ride to school, and when he arrived, he began threatening to kill his teacher and another staff member. According to Lakewood police spokesman Steve Davis, the boy was acting so crazy that staff members hid in a nearby office while he flipped his shit and threw chairs and a TV at the door. The police reports states that the boy screamed, “Get away from me you fuckers!”

According to a report on CBS Albany, the fight took place last year at Shenendehowa High School in upstate New York, and the man with the tie is an assistant principal. School official’s approve of the principal’s actions; in a statement released Monday, they said “He reacted swiftly to stop the fight and prevent the girl from being attacked from being seriously injured.”

Hart’s career in Hollywood has not been fruitful; in 2000 she had a small part in The Specials as “Sunlight Grlll,” where she played an unpopular superhero on her day off. The film was given an “R” rating for language. She also starred in a B-horror movie called Nine Dead in 2009, which had trouble finding a distributor. Most of her career in movies has been limited to TV productions with titles like Dirt Bag and Hollywood in Handcuffs.

A new study appearing in Sleep Science this month by Luis Marin and colleagues at the Federal University of São Paulo, Brazil shows that masturbation can help ease Restless Leg Syndrome, also known as the Jimmy Legs.

The new remake of the classic The Karate Kid, starring Jaden Smith (son of Will Smith, who also produced) and Jackie Chan took home the award for favorite movie. The Karate Kid tells the tale of a young American boy who has to move with his parents to China, and it deals with themes of adolescent love, violence, and cultural assimilation.

Recently I have become aware that I suffer from a somewhat troubling disorder, Foot In the Mouth Syndrome (FIMS). When suffering from this condition, one inadvertently says or does things that are offensive, off-color, inappropriate, and potentially alienating.

Never have I been so compelled by such an awful instance of Youtube culture. Is someone playing a joke on me? Is she a lonely soul, crying out to be heard? Is a deranged individual, with delusions of grandeur with not even a shred of humility?

Malick is not interested in deconstructing Hollywood conventions or in reinventing them, which seems to be the preoccupation of Godard, for example, in his early films. Neither is Malick someone who brings the French New Wave to the United States in a more palatable form. Rather, Badlands is a film that explores what genre conventions and other clichés offer its characters.

A new study in Pennsylvania State University’s Journal of Adolescence finds that when men get freaky for the first time, they tend to feel better about their appearance, whereas when women turn in the V-card, they experience a decrease in satisfaction with their appearance.

In a new study conducted by the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine and Public Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, the health of all U.S counties was ranked based on factors like premature-death, morbidity, poverty levels, etc.