Dan Hoffman

Antoine Dodson, star of the Gregory Brothers’ “Bed Intruder Song” was arrested early Saturday morning for possession of marijuana. Police found the drug in his vehicle after he was pulled over on a routine traffic stop. Dodson was released on Sunday, but could face up to one year in jail, authorities said.

The gym is notorious for making people feel uncomfortable, awkward, and self-conscious. We put our bodies on display there and move in unflattering, indelicate ways, especially if weight lifting is involved. A new gym in the Basque region of Spain has found a way to make this whole ordeal even more uncomfortable: naked work outs.

In an event that screams PROBLEMATIC, this week about sixty adolescent Malaysian boys deemed as too effeminate went to counseling to make sure they don’t become gay. At the “camp,” which ended today, the boys visited mosques and engaged in aerobic activity.

Bullying and other forms of harassment in school settings have taken on various new forms in the past years because of technologies like webcams, phone cameras, Facebook, and Twitter. This past Wednesday, former Rutgers student Dharun Ravi was formally charged with hate crimes involving a webcam and Twitter.

According to the police report, “The operator was also observed with her pants unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap. She advised that she had been using it while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.”

These filmmakers, who come from all around the world, have all made a film within the last decade. It’s not an exhaustive list, nor a definitive list — surely some important names were left out, to make room for the lesser-known. Nonetheless, they all are worth watching.

A new, limited edition beer made with Viagra is being released at the end of this month in the United Kingdom to celebrate the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. According to the label on the bottle, BrewDog’s “Royal Virility Performance,” a 7.5% ABV IPA, contains Viagra, chocolate, and Horny Goat Weed.

A new study published in the British Journal of Urology International showed that men can enlarge their dongs. The authors looked at ten studies on different penis enlargement techniques and discovered that some actually show results.

What follows is a list of acronyms that I think should be adopted because the way they desribe certain social or sexual phenomena. I may or may not be the first person to have used them, and the list is by by no means exhaustive.

There are a number of factors influencing the increase. Today’s seniors come from a generation of liberated youth that was accustomed to frequent sex without connies, and was taught little in the way of STD prevention. The emergence of medications such as Viagra has enabled seniors to continue to have healthy amounts of sex, and because so many seniors live in retirement communities, there are many opportunities to get laid.

This past Wednesday a lawsuit was filed against match.com by a yet-unnamed L.A entertainment executive who was sexually assaulted by a man she met via the popular dating website. The lawsuits calls for the website to screen its members to ensure they are not sexual predators.

This past Wednesday evening in San Francisco a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s new anti-sex slavery video campaign has been getting a lot of attention this week. Kutcher and Moore are the founders of an organization called the Demi and Ashton Foundation, or “DNA” – an acronym that doesn’t quite make sense.

I happened upon Requiem for a Dream at the local video store, and I’m pretty sure I was filled with tears by the end. It was so damn sad the way heroin fucked up all the characters lives, and the editing seemed so awesome. The score by the Kronos Quartet really tugged my heart strings. But now, looking back, what an overwrought, over-indulgent, over-stylized piece of shit that movie is.

Last night in Hong Kong select audiences saw what is billed as the world’s first 3D porn, 3D Sex and Zen. The relatively high-budget (3.2 million U.S dollars) softcore tale of a scholar who rebukes the teachings of his monk tutor and embarks on a sex-filled adventure was produced by Stephen Shiu Jr., whose father produced the original Sex and Zen in 1991.

Apparently there’s something strange in the air affecting our nation’s scholars, because last month on March 21, in an event that recalls the Northwestern Creamer Incident, professor Jack Rappaport invited students to an optional seminar where strippers allegedly performed lap dances on Rappaport and other willing participants.

In St. Petersburg, Florida, if you’re a man and you’re willing to take a beat down from attractive women in various states of undress, you can get paid $50.

His earliest appearance on the first season of Family Matters in 1989 was supposed to be a one-time cameo, but his performance was a hit, and he became the true star of the show. I recall as a child not even remembering that Family Matters was called Family Matters; I just told my parents that I wanted to watch “the Steve Urkel show.”