1.

Primary season
Feels like it was years ago
OH MY GOD IT WAS. 😱

2.

K is it just me
Or y’all also still lust for
Marco Rubio? 😉

3.

I know, I’m not proud!
Could be worse tho, remember
Zodiac Killer? 💢

4.

*Looks hard at ballot*
Isn’t something missing here?
*Doodles Bernie’s face*

5.

GOP made beds
Now they sleep on wispy sheets
Made of Trump’s toupee.

6.

Least of 2 evils
Doesn’t apply here because
He assaults people. 😕

7.

Crooked Hillary?
Wasn’t someone groping tho?
Sure as Hill not her… 🤔

8.

Trump supporters rage,
“Lock her up!” So what’s their plan
When he’s convicted? 😇

9.

SMALL HANDS, CHEETO FACE
Do I have Trump’s attention?
Climate change is real! 🌍

10.

Madame President
Breaks the biggest glass ceiling
Waits for shards to fall. 💁🏼

11.

Republicans say
With emails, Hill must back out.
*Crickets* on rape charge. 😡

12.

Trump says I grope them.
They say, yeah that’s super true
Y’all still think THEY lied? 😤

13.

Don’t come for Michelle
or- y’all came for Yonce too??
Won’t survive Beyhive 🐝🔚

14.

Registered to vote?
Remember your voice matters!
NOT 👏🏼JUST👏🏼TO👏🏼PICK👏🏼PREZ 📥

15.

Donald Trump’s so bad
That ALEC BALDWIN looks good
In comparison. 😧

16.

Director Comey,
Drops bomb to elect the first
Oompa Loompa Prez. 😝

17.

Why vote for Clinton?
To avoid apocalypse!
Oh, she’s qualified? 🤔

18.

Senate, Sec. of State,
Also FLOTUS; y’all can’t see
How she’s qualified?

19.

#HillSoQualified
Spent her life in public work
She can work for us. 🙂

20.

Votes in November
Best it’s not in tax season
If you’re Donald Trump. 😒

21.

I need two haikus
To tell y’all how I’m pissed Drumpf
DOESN’T PAY TAXES! 💰

22.

You hate Donald Trump
But praise Mike Pence for his work
Disenfranchising. 🙄

23.

Think that Trump is bad?
His ideas have become law
Under Gov. Mike Pence. 🤗

24.

Anthony Weiner
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y?
also fuck you bye. 💅🏼

25.

Relationship woes?
Remember that you could be
Huma Abedin. 😢

26.

How come electing
lady prez is now about
Ridiculous men?😒

27.

Nov 8 almost here!
Can’t remember life before
Horrible campaigns. 😬