Cole Watson

You should be able to get feedback for something you’ve created without Josh2004assman commenting to tell you that your nose is too big and sexism doesn’t exist.

Sex is a magical threesome between you, your partner (of the opposite sex, of course!), and Jesus.

Little Caesars is your main pizza spot.

I didn’t go to college straight out of high school.

Swearing that if you do have a kid, you’ll be the best parent ever.