Christopher Hudspeth

Nacho Cheese Doritos are a staple of finger residue licking. There’s a reason Taco Bell made a shell based on the flavor of these chips and their beautiful, bright orange dust.

When we complain about not winning a game or being eliminated it sounds like the spoiled rich kid who throws a tantrum because his parents bought him a 2013 Mercedes-Benz but he wanted the newest model.

You got to know without a shadow of a doubt who your real, true friends were because MySpace’s top 8 left nothing to the imagination.

1. The Fully Charged iPhone That Will Unexplainably Drop To 20% Within A Couple Hours.

1. “K well you seem busy so I’ll let you go.” (If you’ve had less than 10 minutes to respond)

Secretly going through the person you’re dating’s phone, email and other password-protected stuff. If you actually catch yourself trying to ninja hack your love interest’s phone while in your mid-20s, it’s time to part ways or grow up.

“CARELESS WOMEN never appeal to gentlemen. Don’t talk while dancing, for when a man dances he wants to dance.”

1. When requesting vacation days off from work, planning around Fiesta San Antonio takes precedence over any other holidays.

Aesthetically pleasing folks can take chances to express their feelings in the form of a grand romantic gesture and it’ll be okay because good-looking. Take that kind of super bold risk with someone who doesn’t find you attractive and you could be in for a huge plate of disappointment, with a side of humiliation.

They have their own aspirations and hobbies. Want to know what happens when only one individual in a relationship has goals and pastimes? The person who has nothing to do gets upset at the one who wants to spend a portion of their day enjoying beloved activities or focusing on passion projects, and it’s a recipe for disaster.

Restaurants will air commercials advertising steaks, chicken breasts, grilled salmon and other succulent, delicious looking foods that aren’t currently available. It’s torture.

The Little Engine had a car full of teenage girls to drive to the mall. It was moving along very well until O-M-G it pulled up next to Mackenzie’s ex-boyfriend, Zach.