Christopher Hudspeth

I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.

The drink describes the situation – classic, vintage, old-fashioned. And it makes the perfect drink before a classic steak dinner with colleagues.

If a restaurant gets your order wrong, you don’t want to bother correcting them and wind up eating a meal you weren’t necessarily craving.

1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button

7 meals.

Cacafuego: a temperamental person.

When you’ve got things to get done, you prefer to devise a super detailed plan of attack, which often takes more time than the duty itself to complete.

2. Replenishing items that you use frequently. Specifically toilet paper.

“I love this girl so much,” Ron would always say,
and she’d reciprocate those feelings every #ManCrushMonday.

Contrary to popular belief, “nothing” can actually mean something. Technically the homebody could’ve said “I do have plans” because doing absolutely nothing was in fact their itinerary.

You can’t control love. You can break all of the light bulbs but that won’t stop the sun from rising.

Your short-term plans always take significantly longer than anticipated. Going to nap for 45 minutes? Instead you sleep for five hours and waste the entire day. Skipping today’s workout? Suddenly it’s been six months since you last hit the gym. Taking a semester off? Cut to two years later and you haven’t returned to classes.