Christopher Hudspeth

People aren’t as likely to catcall or harass you when you’re walking down the street, but they also won’t confuse you with their Boston Terrier.

Don’t be one of those people who tries to maintain side relationships while seeing how their main one plays out.

If a person texts you back quicker than you could save 15% or more on car insurance, they hold you in pretty high regards.

She craved lots of Pumpkin Spice. Yes, she wanted plenty. Not Tall or Grande, Kayla wanted Venti!

As you’re in your 20s, swimming through a sea of new emotions, it’s not unlikely that you’ll go through a number of phases. Some of these stretches will be more enjoyable (and less pathetic) than others.

Sweatpants.

As annoying as a group text can be at times, it’s one of the easiest ways for ALL of your friends to stay in touch these days.

A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.

People eat lukewarm meals because they had to take the picture, filter it, come up with the hashtags and share it on Instagram before taking a bite.

“Who all is going?” is basically your catchphrase.

“…But, what if…”

Doug was sexually assaulted by Mr. Dink & took drugs to cope.

I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.

The drink describes the situation – classic, vintage, old-fashioned. And it makes the perfect drink before a classic steak dinner with colleagues.

If a restaurant gets your order wrong, you don’t want to bother correcting them and wind up eating a meal you weren’t necessarily craving.

1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button

7 meals.

Cacafuego: a temperamental person.