Christopher Hudspeth

Buckle up, and brace yourself for a lot of involuntary emotions being emoted.

Emergency Shopping All Day.

Samung has a 105-inch, Ultra HD, 3D Smart TV that costs a whopping $119,999.99.

The Powerpuff Girls are 21.

Go to a thrift store and find cheap, ugly sweaters to wear. The catch is that you each pick out sweaters for each other, and you have to wear what the other person picks in public.

They have an actual, definitive personality and they’re confident being the unique individual they are in life… Y’know, like “whiskey lover” or “enjoys traveling” or “guy with a beard.”

BOSE SoundLink Color Speaker

You’re what would happen if ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas materialized into a living, breathing human. Your enthusiasm is either merrily embraced or found insufferably irritating, with no in-between.

Pumpkin Pecan Waffles.

1. Remembering information about them.

Upon beginning to can’t even right now and literally die, the subject was given 24 ounces of Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte, which she said “… is totally giving me life right now.”

Your personality is a poorly presented carnival, in the sense that, it looks like a maximum security prison from the outside, but within those tall, heavily guarded walls is in an enthusiastic, colorful, friendly, welcoming festival.

“I’m leaving my house right now!”

fLyQTwDAbooTy14

You’ve been cheated on or screwed over somehow, and now you’re a ruthless monster. Disloyalty isn’t a zombie bite – you don’t inevitably turn into what hurt you, but it’s a popular excuse for those looking to justify their wrongdoings.

The easiest time to convince a homebody to go out is when the Wi-Fi does.

Are you obnoxious enough to collect them all? Here are a few examples for reference, that you can laugh and relate to experiencing firsthand, or emotionally prepare yourself to receive in the future.

“I’m not mad.”