Christopher Hudspeth

The most insecure dudes I know can’t stop telling everyone about how many girls they’re hooking up with, planning on hooking up with, totally wanted by, etc.

Brain, Pinky, Walter White & Jesse Pinkman.

I’m just a man in love with a fast food establishment.

40. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Because there’s a difference between somebody eating an untoasted Pop-Tart and someone else eating a eggs, bacon, toast and such.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’ll have a fourth and fifth because I’m an emotional masochist.

A graphic to help you assess the emotions and feelings you’ve got inside.

1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.

Are you an introvert, or have the other less social, apprehensive aspects of your personality led you under a category to which you don’t necessarily belong?

You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.

I firmly believe that there are blatant lies in the form of clearance tags, all over any given women’s clothing store.

3. Go download a neato font for the GIANT, RED TEXT that’ll constantly appear everywhere in your erratic video.