Christopher Hudspeth

The distinct differences between the texts you get from a person who wants to date you and a person who strictly wants to have sex with you.

Clinginess isn’t cute, even when you have a lot to offer.

Some eat to live, but those of us living to eat will take great pleasure in this compilation of things that are terrible and perfect for our heart all at the same time.

Now this is a story all about how
The government got twist-turned upside down

Then, it begins. She goes in her room and slips into something more comfortable. She’s probably already forgotten her boyfriend’s name because she’s too consumed by the thrill and anticipation of the immoral pleasure she’s about to indulge in.

More often than concert tickets or videogames, you enthusiastically purchase boring, cliché adult stuff like a toaster or a shower rod or Tums or light bulbs.

3. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Hence why seasonal drinks, specifically pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha, are so highly praised when they make their annual appearance.

I’ll respect the pizza that goes in your mouth if you respect what goes into mine.

There’s a quote from Mike Tyson that went something like “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” That concept applies to entering the palace of altered strategy known as Target.

4. I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?

26. You’ve never driven an ambulance to the hospital emergency room, but you’ve tried to get chocolate from the grocery store to your home before it melts in an Arizona July, which is pretty close.

Pumpkin Spice & Cider vs. Eggnog & Hot Chocolate