Christopher Hudspeth

4. Waking up panicked under the assumption that you’re late for something, before realizing that it’s your day off.

1. Aziz Ansari

As seen on 16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom.

2. Duck tape your mind’s mouth shut.

5. Settling significant decisions via Rock, Paper, Scissors.

You fell asleep watching a DVD, and the menu is constantly replaying. It’s really annoying.

2. The alarm goes off and is basically the equivalent of having Judge Judy, Gilbert Gottfried, Fran Drescher, Samuel L. Jackson, and Nancy Grace leaning next to your head and, in unison, screaming “HELLO! WAKE UP MOTHERF-CKER!”

Troy & Abed on their email!

For those of us who indulged in the show’s feel-good-moments that always culminated in a corny emotional scene, full of sappy music and valuable life lessons, we wonder.

Pillow forts, blanket forts, playing Inspector Spacetime, rapping and waking up at the crack of dawn to film Troy & Abed & INSERT YOUR NAME HERE in the morning would be epic.

3. You’ve eaten plenty of cold meals because you couldn’t put down the iPhone until you captured the perfect shot of your plate.

Keep an extra bill that the cashier mistakenly included in their change.

1. Seeing a bug, then losing track of it and becoming a paranoid prisoner in your own home. 2. Hearing loud slams and bumps while you’re in the shower and imagining it being some type of killer who you’ll have to fight off, soaking wet and butt naked.