Christopher Hudspeth

Being awake for 17-19 straight hours declines your performance to lesser than or equal to a person with a blood alcohol level of 0.05%.

1. Prying relentlessly to understand your guarded lover and straining to open a tightly sealed pistachio.

A gentle elbow touch.

1. Headphones.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all. The Emperor of China, Mulan

1. Eat a large meal BEFORE going shopping.

1. Because math.

2. You repeat yourself. Like, A LOT.

Seriously, whatever you do, DON’T LOSE SIGHT OF THE BUG.

7. Hungry men tend to favor heavier women.

5. Scrolling down so, so far to reach your year of birth when filling out forms online.

Listening to the radio. 96% of all songs are about LOVE and that’s never more evident than when you are in it, or in the midst of being forced out of it.

These recommendations are for the 4th of July, for those who want to celebrate Independence Day, independently.

4. Whenever there’s a bug in my personal bubble.

1. Shorter restroom lines.

The most frustrating thing about this animal’s death and the thought I had throughout watching the video is that it’s so unnecessary.

1. Ramen 2.0

Some of the best food in the country is over here.