Christopher Hudspeth

8. Practicing stupid things that you’re too embarrassed to rehearse in front of friends, but would happily show off once mastered. E.g. Moonwalking or the cup song from Pitch Perfect.

5. You noticing them, staring at your boobs.

Sucking, licking, slurping action in the name of nacho cheese dust residue is one of life’s necessary pleasures.

4. The classic, blue Breaking Bad meth was visible in a scene of The Walking Dead. Specifically in Daryl Dixon’s bag of pre-apocalypse acquired drugs.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting to him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

1. Can I borrow your laptop?

1. Staring hypnotized at screens as you watch looping Vines & GIFs for a second, third, fourth, fiftieth time.

1. Companies making it overly complicated to cancel their service.

Impatient Fat Kid Syndrome (IFKS) is the inability to contain one’s hunger in a logical and/or calm fashion.

1. Try not to fit the bill of the lyrics to ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC.

3. You know your debit card number, the expiration date, and even the security code on the back by heart, because of your constant online shopping habits.

These suggestions are for the Friday, July 26th – Sunday, July 28th.

2. Quicksand

Let the greatness of the Space Jam soundtrack live on in your a.m. regiment, taking the wheel of your weak, exhausted body.

*Closes laptop, rolls over in bed, and pulls sheets over head so can not see the haters… Or the clock, which reads 2:25 PM*

1. Daydream about what would happen if you died.

5. The misconception that silence = awkward.

3. Army Pants & Flip-Flops