Christopher Hudspeth

10. Your reflection in the mirror after an intense workout. I just did 58 minutes of intense plyometric cardio, why don’t I have at least an 8-pack?

Happy human dodging.

I didn’t think it could happen to me – and it wasn’t happening to me. Then Big Sean got his record deal and suddenly these things didn’t seem so farfetched. I started believing in myself and if he got a deal, I could too. Then my dreams literally came true.

Villain, I have done thy mother.

Incriminating Facebook photo albums from our early twenties. Everything including but not limited to the innuendo filled titles and the sloppy photos they’re filled with.

Are we talking? Are we best friends? Are we special pals? Are you my boyfriend/girlfriend? Are we going steady? Is it the 1950s? No, then why use the term going steady?

Having social media is like working concierge at The Heartbreak Hotel and once you’ve seen how dissatisfied all the customers are, it’s scary to risk booking a lengthy stay there yourself.

If it ain’t broke don’t try to come up with a detailed classification of exactly what it is.

Because there’s a difference and we need to know which label we do or don’t qualify as.

We aren’t strictly talking about taste here, there are numerous factors being considered, including but not limited to cost, convenience and sex appeal.

You can’t ignore how much lower you have to scroll when entering your birth year on forms, which is a tiny (somewhat scary) reminder of how far you’ve come.

The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.