Christopher Hudspeth

3. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Hence why seasonal drinks, specifically pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha, are so highly praised when they make their annual appearance.

I’ll respect the pizza that goes in your mouth if you respect what goes into mine.

There’s a quote from Mike Tyson that went something like “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” That concept applies to entering the palace of altered strategy known as Target.

4. I try not to spend too much time online but Wi-Fight it?

26. You’ve never driven an ambulance to the hospital emergency room, but you’ve tried to get chocolate from the grocery store to your home before it melts in an Arizona July, which is pretty close.

Pumpkin Spice & Cider vs. Eggnog & Hot Chocolate

The most insecure dudes I know can’t stop telling everyone about how many girls they’re hooking up with, planning on hooking up with, totally wanted by, etc.

Brain, Pinky, Walter White & Jesse Pinkman.

I’m just a man in love with a fast food establishment.

40. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Because there’s a difference between somebody eating an untoasted Pop-Tart and someone else eating a eggs, bacon, toast and such.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’ll have a fourth and fifth because I’m an emotional masochist.

A graphic to help you assess the emotions and feelings you’ve got inside.

1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.

Are you an introvert, or have the other less social, apprehensive aspects of your personality led you under a category to which you don’t necessarily belong?

You don’t have a job or school or even a hobby that you’re passionate about because 1:00pm has never met ambition.

I firmly believe that there are blatant lies in the form of clearance tags, all over any given women’s clothing store.

3. Go download a neato font for the GIANT, RED TEXT that’ll constantly appear everywhere in your erratic video.