Christopher Hudspeth

The general public doesn’t believe the type of friendship you have truly exists. They refuse to. You’re like a mythical Pokémon or a bag of decently priced pistachios – something rarely seen – if ever.

Koalas eat about 2 ½ pounds of food, often at night.

1. Skipping ahead on a TV show that you began watching together.

Thinking that your feelings are foreign to everyone else. When you see yourself as somewhat of a Martian, it’s easy to refrain from expressing what’s inside because you’re fairly certain nobody wouldn’t understand anyway.

I walked away that day, hearing her words but not actually listening to and processing them. Honestly there was a short stretch where I thought I’d made the right decision, but that didn’t last.

The Worrier Pose.

3. Really good Groupon deals.

Here’s a video explaining what the time you go night-night says about you.

BEER BATTERED SLICED APPLES COVERED IN POWDERED SUGAR.

7 years. So, so many differences.

$2.5 MILLION DOLLARS. TWO. POINT. FIVE. MILLION. DOLLARS.

You & your friends have inside jokes and sayings that others want the scoop on, and even though they don’t fully understand their meaning they’ll attempt to use ‘em.