10 Foolproof Ways To Avoid Human Interaction Without Being Rude

Happy human dodging.

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Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition)
Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition)

People can be awesome, but on those days when you’re not feeling like speaking or listening or smiling and nodding while staring off, daydreaming about the end of the conversation, there are some methods you can practice to stave off interaction. These tips will guarantee that you don’t come off as a jerk, and you’ll basically just be wearing metaphorical social camouflage. Happy human dodging. TC Mark