Chrissy Stockton

Men love to be inconvenienced in order to help someone else, it’s bizarre.

Fun fact: more than 99% of every species that’s ever lived is now extinct.

I mean, besides the right kind of makeup to keep in your bag to quickly erase a visible hangover.

I think the reason most people are in relationships is to not feel alone. You get to experience things with a partner and love each other and stuff. Plus sex.

He was wearing the suit in hopes of convincing people they had seen Bigfoot.

What makes a person?

Even when you are conscious of trying not to talk about your crush, you still wish they’d come up in conversation.

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

Consider selling out.

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Maybe they just had a sensory perception of people whose souls were up for grabs.

We don’t want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.