Chrissy Stockton

You’re totally going to throw up tonight!

The Royal Tennenbaums almost cost us Arrested Development!

“If tomorrow the world ends–why shouldn’t we be with the ones we really love?”

The bull shark can migrate up rivers, so it’s not even limited to oceans–it’s been spotted as far up the Mississippi as Illinois.

‘As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated.’

Unless, of course, your goal is to follow secret option #4: stay unhappy.

The thought is hard to shake–would she sleep with anyone?

I remember reading this article back in 2011 and saying “Um, WAHT?!?” I thought: I am never giving a blowjob again if I have to go through all that work and sometimes it feels “like air,” or whatever.

The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations.

Small talk is basically kryptonite for 20-somethings. At least, if it’s taking place IRL.

It’s not a knowledge issue. Knowing that you need to do something doesn’t make you automatically able to do it.

The girls used actual Wiccan rites.