Chrissy Stockton

“It’s freeing to be able to experiment with sex without having to be single.”

“I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that.”

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I know you all hear the word feminist and you’re like “Gross!” right? I’m totes not like that.

It’s Saturday! Ignore the pressure to accomplish anything more than laughing at animals riding around on a Roomba.

“If a book or movie never finished, then you don’t fully appreciate it, or enjoy it as much because you weren’t able to complete it.”

Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.

“I got bitten by a 6-year-old, will I turn into a 6-year-old?”

The woman miscarried. The bride called her with a response along the lines of “good, well now you can be back in the wedding.”

Ordinary life does not interest me.

Con: you are mentally ill.

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