Chrissy Stockton

You can get a boner after you are dead. Current emotion: 2 bleak 2 bone.

You’ll have to read the rest of the magazine through your own tears.

I don’t really understand what the problem is, I’m only appreciating the culture.

The absence of BYOB on your event invitation is the chicest status symbol of our time.

It is not a question of finding an answer to the night of truth but of sitting up with one another through the night.

Unless you are a sex worker and they have paid you, this is not your job.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. -Hillary Clinton

You have currency, don’t throw it away blindly. Spend it on something that will benefit you now and in the future. Get your ROI girl.

But how can you feel passionate about someone who seems like they’re being a baby about their unhappiness?

“Nonsensical Infographics” series by Chad Hagen

Stability isn’t about working a 40 hour a week job for someone else anymore. We want to run our own game.

“I’ve got a head for business and a bod for sin.”

If you can’t appreciate the journey, you won’t appreciate the destination. Body love doesn’t start automatically when you hit a certain weight, it’s something you have to work on too.

Say what you are saying as simply as possible. Your goal isn’t to show the other person how smart you are, it’s to convince the other person to see things your way.

Close your eyes and imagine the most delicious food you can think of. Fry it and put it on a stick and you can buy it at the state fair.

For those of us with minds that won’t shut up, a repetitive prayer or mantra can busy our lips and hands long enough to achieve the benefits of meditation.

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Don’t take it personally when someone rejects you, it’s likely much more about them than it is about you.