Chrissy Stockton

The thought is hard to shake–would she sleep with anyone?

I remember reading this article back in 2011 and saying “Um, WAHT?!?” I thought: I am never giving a blowjob again if I have to go through all that work and sometimes it feels “like air,” or whatever.

The universe has no restrictions. You place restrictions on the universe with your expectations.

Small talk is basically kryptonite for 20-somethings. At least, if it’s taking place IRL.

It’s not a knowledge issue. Knowing that you need to do something doesn’t make you automatically able to do it.

The girls used actual Wiccan rites.

Men love to be inconvenienced in order to help someone else, it’s bizarre.

Fun fact: more than 99% of every species that’s ever lived is now extinct.

I mean, besides the right kind of makeup to keep in your bag to quickly erase a visible hangover.

I think the reason most people are in relationships is to not feel alone. You get to experience things with a partner and love each other and stuff. Plus sex.

He was wearing the suit in hopes of convincing people they had seen Bigfoot.

What makes a person?

Even when you are conscious of trying not to talk about your crush, you still wish they’d come up in conversation.

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

Consider selling out.

Rough week? We know you need a good belly laugh. Here are our favorite GIFs of animals jumping on trampolines.

Maybe they just had a sensory perception of people whose souls were up for grabs.

We don’t want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.