Chrissy Stockton

A down comforter. It’s a gift that feels decadent, and one your girlfriend will use every day, all year.

It’s a cuteness explosion, I get it.

Bacon infused bourbon.

“I learned that a wax is less painful if you exfoliate the area right before you plan to wax. It makes it really clean and “opens up” the hair follicles so they are ready to get plucked out!”

“It still creeps me out that I saw this man almost EVERY SINGLE DAY and he just sat there with his coffee plotting my demise.”

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can’t afford to be with them.

“Instagram is the reason I’m bullied constantly at school.”

My son from the age of three always tells me about the “creeper man” who lives in my mom and dads bedroom. He brings it up after he visits them. I made the mistake once of asking what he looks like. My son said “Oh, he doesn’t have a face.”

A school bans a Spanish-speaking student from speaking Spanish

They don’t have giant egos. There are certain people in the world that will always view you a youngest child as a baby or as their kid sister/brother. You can be a CEO, but you’ll still be “shrimp” to your family.

Cassandra makes vegan pasta with Zucchini noodles. :(

I know there are ladies who need a professional to handle their cooch waxing, but for the more independent and adventurous among us, the DIY wax is much preferable.

Tip: in a pinch you can scrape ice off your windows with a credit card and an empty fast food beverage cup can shovel up snow near your tires.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive.

Headphones and blindfold during oral sex.

This is a reminder to try to see yourself through the eyes of a person who loves you today.

No sister, *I* will always love you.

You inevitably treat others how you treat yourself and someone who has known what it’s like to actively not love themselves would not wish that feeling on anyone.