Chrissy Stockton

1. There’s wine. Lots and lots of wine.

Romantic relationships are always drama filled, your BFF is more fun and less work than a boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been.

Who DOESN’T want to read about all the haunted houses in the U.S.?

Everything is more intense.

A large dark figure, kind of a human silhouette, emerging from the foot of my bed and staring down at me.

Technology has made life easier in so many ways. Easier to live. Easier to forget you are living.

The more you celebrate, the more that you believe your life is worth celebrating.

Elizabeth was known for her toughness in a world that values meekness in women.

Is it shocking to anyone that real life is less glamorous than a movie portrayal?

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don’t. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I’m not.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

You have a group of “day” friends who you might not have been close with were it not for your shared schedules.

Shots are your preferred alcohol delivery system.

Bella Swan could never hang with these girls.

An axe. Seriously. Give them a real power tool or a decorative reminder of the power they exude from their strong personality.

Pro tip: have some tissues at the ready.

Say “is it okay if I take my pants off” before taking their pants off and remarking about how cute their underwear is and where they bought it.

Omfg.